Archive for the 'Column' Category

Beam me up Scotty, I’ve seen it all

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I am old enough to have thought while growing up that Buck Rogers was just a science fiction character, but I have since come to the conclusion that Phillip Francis Nowlan, who first introduced Rogers in 1928 was merely a prophet.
I thought I had seen it all when my TV screen [...]

9/10s of gas pricing

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
In case you haven’t noticed, with all the news about oil spills, gasoline prices have gone through the roof once again. I may be a skeptic, but I don’t believe an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico – as bad as that is – or a leaky pipe in Michigan spilling [...]

On the merry go ’round

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
Having worked in the newspaper business for 20 years in Long Beach, Calif., I am familiar with traffic circles because I had to make the rounds many times at the intersection of Lakewood Boulevard (State Route 19) and Pacific Coast Highway (then known as U.S Highway 101 Alternate.) Those days, the [...]

The world has passed me

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
This past Fourth of July I had visits from my two youngest sons, both professionals and I listened intently as they talked in a language admittedly I did not understand. It was techno talk and at that moment I realized that even though as an editor decades ago, I had ushered in [...]

Buiding a bionic mousetrap

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
In my early newspaper days in Los Angeles, I was given an unusual assignment to read the Associated Press, United Press and all the wire services for which my newspaper subscribed in search of oddities in the news. I would compile for a front-page column. It was my editor’s way of lightening [...]

De-clawing a caffeine addict

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
It seems of late I have spent more time in a hospital bed waiting for the hours to creep across the face of the clock. For a person as active as I am, the worst part of this ordeal is not the bland hospital menus, not even all the poking around by [...]

Being Frank & Earnest

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I am a great fan of the cartoon, Frank & Earnest. The antics of Frank & Earnest are more true to life than perhaps we’d like to admit. However, I think I enjoy the word play in the cartoon more than anything else about these two unlikely characters.
Frank & Earnest, if you [...]

Careful how we deal with sextexting

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
If e-mails, letters and personal phone calls are any indication, I am not alone as a dinosaur roaming the jungles of cell phones. To my surprise many others feel as I do that no telephone call is so important it can’t wait.
One of the shocking revelations came from a reader who researched [...]

The telephone: A love/hate relationship

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I have a confession to make. I do not own a cell phone.
There are a few of us dinosaurs roaming the earth including, I discovered Edward Grinnan, editor of Guideposts magazine, who made a similar confession in May to his readers. Like, Grinnan, I am not opposed to technology. In fact, I [...]

No matter where he lies

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
Here I lie, or is it lay? Confound English. But then who hasn’t confused lie and lay?
The last time I wrote this column from this position was two weeks go and I said I’d be out of the hospital in a couple of days. I lied.
There you go again. This lie means [...]