Archive for the 'Column' Category

The world has passed me

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
This past Fourth of July I had visits from my two youngest sons, both professionals and I listened intently as they talked in a language admittedly I did not understand. It was techno talk and at that moment I realized that even though as an editor decades ago, I had ushered in [...]

Buiding a bionic mousetrap

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
In my early newspaper days in Los Angeles, I was given an unusual assignment to read the Associated Press, United Press and all the wire services for which my newspaper subscribed in search of oddities in the news. I would compile for a front-page column. It was my editor’s way of lightening [...]

De-clawing a caffeine addict

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
It seems of late I have spent more time in a hospital bed waiting for the hours to creep across the face of the clock. For a person as active as I am, the worst part of this ordeal is not the bland hospital menus, not even all the poking around by [...]

Being Frank & Earnest

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I am a great fan of the cartoon, Frank & Earnest. The antics of Frank & Earnest are more true to life than perhaps we’d like to admit. However, I think I enjoy the word play in the cartoon more than anything else about these two unlikely characters.
Frank & Earnest, if you [...]

Careful how we deal with sextexting

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
If e-mails, letters and personal phone calls are any indication, I am not alone as a dinosaur roaming the jungles of cell phones. To my surprise many others feel as I do that no telephone call is so important it can’t wait.
One of the shocking revelations came from a reader who researched [...]

The telephone: A love/hate relationship

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I have a confession to make. I do not own a cell phone.
There are a few of us dinosaurs roaming the earth including, I discovered Edward Grinnan, editor of Guideposts magazine, who made a similar confession in May to his readers. Like, Grinnan, I am not opposed to technology. In fact, I [...]

No matter where he lies

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
Here I lie, or is it lay? Confound English. But then who hasn’t confused lie and lay?
The last time I wrote this column from this position was two weeks go and I said I’d be out of the hospital in a couple of days. I lied.
There you go again. This lie means [...]

Question is can you write

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elderstatesman
I’ve never been much on titles. Occasionally, I’ll slip up and call myself by the prissy word, journalist, but deep down I’m just a reporter. I’ve been higher up in the newspaper ranks, even once was a publisher. And I have held the title of editor on several daily newspapers.
I am told [...]

One line sermons

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
Elderstatesman
I receive too many unwanted forwards on this magic box called a computer. Every now and then one comes through that is a keeper, like the forward called 7% that I got from Charles Becherer, a hospice volunteer with me at the VA in Roseburg. Charlie is the most unassuming individual I [...]

Anne and Sue: twin souls

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

By BILL DUNCAN
The Elder Statesman
It is funny the things you find out about your children after they become adults.
Because, she blogs, I have just now discovered something about my second daughter, Sue. She wrote:
“When I was in grade school, I used to secretly go into my parents’ bedroom and look at their things. I silently [...]